Crockpot

The act of farting in a car while locking the windows so other riders can't roll them down to relieve the stench, sealing in the smell like a crockpot. This is best done while the heat is on to maximize the odor.



Crockpot
A "Crockpot" or "Crockpotting" refers to the act of a man cumming in a woman's or man's mouth and restricting her/him, simultaneously, from spitting it out OR swallowing, thus creating the effect of "Crockpotting" the liquid within her mouth cavity.
Example:
By placing the hand over the mouth and gripping the neck at the same time, immediately after ejaculation, the semen/sperm is trapped in the mouth for Crockpotting.


Crockpot
The act of a woman placing a mans genitals in her mouth with the intentions of oral sex. But the oral does not involve any movement by the woman or the man. She simply places the mans genitals in her mouth and just lets it sit. As if “slow cooking” his meat like a “crockpot” would do.
Example:
Bro this chick gave me a crockpot last night. She just put it in her mouth and sat there slow cooking my junk in her mouth. It was terrible.


Crockpot
A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.
Example:
Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.


The Crockpot
When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.
Example:
Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."


The Crockpot
When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.
Example:
Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.


Crockpotting
When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing
Example:
After eating those cold mozzarella stick I'm sure to be Crockpotting later tonight


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