The Deal

First you need a bottle of tequila. preferably Jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but DO NOT touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as retarded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to piss on your roommates' couch and eat all of their shit. repeat weekly



deal or no deal
A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.
Example:
EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.


deal or no deal
A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.
Example:
Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!


Deal or No Deal
A game show on NBC in which contestants open cases that have various amounts of money in them. If they select that case, that amount is not in play. Then, the "Banker" calls host, Howie Mandel, and gives the contestant an "offer" based on what amouts are left.
Example:
Are you going to watch Deal or No Deal tonight?


Deal or No Deal
When men see a female, there is a small tussle inside the man's mind. He tries to decide whether he would take part in sexual intercourse with her or not. When he decides, he yells "DEAL" if he would like to have sex with her, or "NO DEAL" if he does not. All his male friends should hear so they can view and give their own comments on the girl.
Example:
CLASSIC DEAL OR NO DEAL

Guy 1 - "There's Carmen Electra! DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "DEAL!"
Guy 3 - "DEAL!"

Guy 1 - "But oh no, here comes Amy Winehouse! NO DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "NO DEAL"
Guy 3 - "DEAL"
Guy 1 and 2 "What the fuck?!?!??!"


Deal or No Deal
Deal or No Deal, the best game on Evolution Gaming. Some may say “it’s a scam” but sometimes it’s not about it. It’s actually about having fun and not going overboard or diving too deep in the game where you get stressed or very angry.

The Hosts on the game are brilliant, they are very fun to talk to. Having a laugh and some banter. Some may even make you happier. ( like they did for me) you don’t have to play the game, you can just sit in chat and talk to the hosts, keep them company!!

They like the company. And give you some very interesting chats!
Example:
Person A: Wanna play Deal or No Deal?
Person B: Nahhh! I’d rather just talk to the hosts, they have fun convos.
Person A: Ah- Okay! Sounds fun. I’ll bet on low price.
Person B: Okay, just don’t Gamble TOO MUCH!!!


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