red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.



Red Beard
The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Example:
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard


The Red Beard
“The Red Beard”- You are on the rag and you seduce your boyfriend into your dark bedroom and convince him to give you face, leaving him with a memorable bloody face.
Example:
Girl: "Babe, I am really horny...Lets go to bed and Ill give you the best blow job of your life."
Boy: "Okay babe, but only if you give me the red beard again like last month."


Red Beard
The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."
Example:
No I wont go down on you tonight. I can't go to work with a Red Beard again!


Red Beard's Delight
What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...
Example:
Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah


Captain Red Beard
When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Example:
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.


Captain Red Beard's Pearls
You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!
Example:
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!


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