The Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.



Gargoyled
When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Example:
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.


Gargoyling
The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
Example:
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.


Gargoyling
it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
Example:
that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.


Gargoyle
The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Example:
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.


Gargoyle
A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.
Example:
Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."


gargoyling
The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.
Example:
When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling


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