The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.



Groucho Marx
Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.
Example:
It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.


Groucho Marx
Similar to the dirty sanchez, the Groucho Marx takes this ever popular anal move one step further. With the Groucho Marx, one takes his shit covered finger and applies a heavy coat of fecal matter to his lovely lady friends' eyebrows and then in the same move takes his shit covered dick giving her a poo-stache. After your gal has achieved the full Groucho Marx look, the gentleman can proudly exclaim "A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke!"
Example:
"You think my girl looked good with a dirty sanchez? Wait till ya see when I Groucho Marx'd her!"

"Honey, I'm not in the mood for all the Marx brothers, do you think tonight you can just Groucho Marx me?"


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