mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"



mustache
A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.
Example:
Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.


Mustache
A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.

** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.
Example:
When I grow up I want a mustache like that.

Think you can handle this mustache?! I didn't think so...


Mustache
A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.
Example:
Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.


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