The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets



Magneto
The master of magnet. He'll welcome you to die. He'll end the human era, and the mutant era will come.
Example:
"I am Magneto, master of magnet. Welcome to die!!!"
~X-men arcade


Magneto
Magneto is a fictional character that appears in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as in a number of television, movie, and videogame adaptations; most often in fiction related to the X-Men. Created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Magneto is the X-Men's first and most famous adversary.

Magneto is a member of a fictional subspecies of humanity known as "mutants", who are born with superhuman abilities. Magneto can generate and manipulate magnetic fields, which gives him power over metal objects. A Jewish Holocaust survivor, Magneto is driven to protect the mutant race from suffering a similar fate. His role in comics has varied from supervillain to antihero to superhero.
Example:
Magneto first appeared in the debut issue of X-Men in 1963, along with the titular team. Through the decades from the 1960s, Magneto has appeared in several issues of the original X-Men series, generally known as Uncanny X-Men, as well as in such spin-offs as X-Men, Astonishing X-Men, Alpha Flight, Cable, Excalibur, The New Mutants, many X-Men miniseries, and several other Marvel titles. His first solo title was a one-shot special, Magneto: The Twisting of a Soul #0 (September 1993), published when the character returned from a brief absence; it reprinted Magneto-based stories from Classic X-Men #12 & 19 (August 1987 & March 1988), by writer Chris Claremont and artist John Bolton.


Magneto
was right
Example:
Magneto was right.


Magneto
(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.
Example:
Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"


magneto
Noun: One who controls metals and/or likes to puncture his own skin. One who scares old ladies

Adjective: Unconventional, daring
Example:
"Don't you think you've had enough chrome, Magneto?"

"Why don't you take it easy on that Zinc, Magneto?"

"Magneto can you make me a bicycle out of this old pair of fishing rods?"

"Boy that sure is a magneto way of doing it!"


Magneto Dort
The exhilarating new buzz word of the 21st century. first originated in the Roscoe & Gladstone Halls (D Block) when such a legendary night spawned this original phrase
Example:
Magneto dort! ....
....LOL Madamme


Magneto Mode
Feeling really good, everything is going your way. Also can mean that your swag is off the charts, untouchable. No one can get as high as you.
Example:
Kyle- "Damn man I just fucked this bitch today, hustled these kids for 1 Grand, and got an A on all my tests. I'm in Magneto Mode right now.


Russian Magneto
A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.
Example:
Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends


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