boy band
a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music;
stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and
teenie boopers like them.
boy band
by unlikepoets on Oct 15, 2005 02:44:07
A group of "
musicians" who rarely play their own instruments, consisting purely of reasonably attractive males who appeal to girls ages 10-14. This term does not apply to all bands that are comprised solely of males. It is used in reference to a specific genre of music artists who perform for a
pre-teen audience in a
mainstream pop/rock style.
Example:
N'Sync is a "boy band"
boy band
by Pissed Off Paul on Mar 02, 2004 05:44:07
boy band
by Soiled Undergarment on Aug 18, 2003 17:58:23
Example:
boy band
by realityincog on Dec 24, 2004 11:57:41
A musical group whose frontmen consist of a group of male singers (they
may or may not play another instrument). In order to
qualify as a boy band 1) they must not write thier own music and 2) thier main fan draw must be how attractive they are. Point one can be
waved if they really suck.
boy band
by pees and mash on Apr 25, 2003 00:49:44
a worrying bunch of men in their mid
20's who make a living by turning on 6-14 yr old girls and old women.
do you think they score with their
groupies? Send for the
social workers!
Example:
boy band
by The Jizz King on Jul 24, 2006 22:37:45
Example:
during a
interview with
a boy band they the interviewer asked if there was anyone special in their life and they replied, "we already have
eachother"
boy band
by AYB on May 27, 2003 04:26:57
Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing
manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or
teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had
careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
Example:
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same,
sing in
soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average
shelf-life of only two years?
boy band
by Creamy Goodness on Feb 08, 2005 14:16:46
Example:
MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *
fill in the blank*.
Osama -
Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
boy band
by Sheailee on Mar 06, 2007 13:56:32
An
outmoded commodity, popular among
the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd
early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).