The Tandem

The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm. Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.



tandem
A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.
Example:
Hey Nick, you wanna tandem tonight?

Yeah bro. I'm up for a tandem.


tandem
Tandem is a pair/match or the chemistry of two people

It is a commonly used word in the Philippines, especially when talking about their favorite couples in Filipino Dramas.
Example:
-Gusto ka talaga yung tandem nila
meaning:
-I really like their chemistry.


Tandemic
The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.

With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
Example:
"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"

"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"


Tandem
Adjective
A substitute for the politically incorrect term, "gay." Also can be used to describe something that is lame, unfortunate, or ridiculous or to replace the phrase, "no homo."
Example:
1. Dude! You're lookin' good today. No tandem.

2. You rollerblade to work? That is so tandem.

3. Mr. X: The bartender cut me off cuz I puked all over the pool table.
Mr. Y: That's tandem.


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