logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".



A-Logging
A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.
Example:
Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done."


Log
A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
Example:
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!


Logging
When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Example:
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?


Logging
The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Example:
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja


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