The phone call

The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.



phone call fairy
The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.
Example:
-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.


Drunken Phone Call
The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.
Example:
-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?


Making a phone call
The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.
Example:
" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."


Arabian Phone Call
The Arabian Phone Call is when a guy is able to convince a woman to lay on her back and allow the guy to rest his ballsack on her eyes. The woman then uses her cellular phone to place a call to her mom. The call must last at least three minutes and the ballsack must remain on the womans eyes for the entire duration of the call.

Taking things one step further, the guy can also drape his cock down the girls face starting at her nose while his ballsack is resting on her eyes. This would result in an Arabian Phone Call Elephant Trunk.
Example:
Guy: Lay on your back and get ready to have my ballsack on your eyes while you make a phone call to your mom.
Woman: Why?
Guy: Because I'm going to give you an Arabian Phone Call, and I might even throw the Elephant Trunk in there as well.


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