Thick Dick

A large ass fuck dick.



King Thick Dick

by King Thic Dic on Jun 13, 2016 12:42:13

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.
Example:
Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain


thick dick wolf

by Gingiesinner on Apr 14, 2014 08:02:53

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny
Example:
I love me some thick dick wolf!


Thick as dick

by CapnRedbeard647 on Aug 07, 2019 01:56:27

When something or someone is profoundly thick (diameter-wise or stupid), resistant, heavy, or ignorant.

Alternatively: "about as girthy of a diameter as you'd expect a dick to be"
Example:
The new shocks I put on my quad are thick as dick, they have almost no play.

My manager is a total dumbass and always demands perfection while he's a slob, he's thick as dick.

Just boarded up my windows for the hurricane, these panels are thick as diiiiick! Ain't no wind gonna blow my house down!

Yo this milkshake is thick as dick, it won't even flow through this straw.

DAMN, shawty! That booty THICC as DICC!

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