after sex

Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.



Vaping after sex
Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.
Example:
Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!

Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.

Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!


After Sex Glow
The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Example:
Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.


cigarettes after sex
the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
Example:
"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"


Cigarettes after sex
Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Example:
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.


after sex snack
The answer to tummy-growlies after a long day of sexercise; the after sex snack is a must have for all non-smokers after a {few} rounds of intense copulation. Generally comprised of bacon, ice cream, chocolate or any other "guilty pleasure" food... Since the calories burned from good sex allow one to indulge in flavor heaven!
Example:
After all that incredible sexercise, I ran to the freezer, grabbed the chocolate ice cream and slathered it on my body as after sex snack so my sex goddess, Miss Rebecca, would have the strength for more sexy sex!


After Sex Bubblegum
When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Example:
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!


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