Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.



Tim Hortons
The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
Example:
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"


Tim Hortons
best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).
Example:


Tim Hortons
The President of Canada. That's right. Tim Hortons owns Canada. And we couldn't be more happy.
Example:
U.S.A. has Obama, Canada has Tim Hortons!!

Who are we going to turn to for our economic problems? Timmy's!!


Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.

Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.

After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.

Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Example:
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!

Danielle: Where's it from?

Thomas: Tim Hortons

Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.

Thomas: I was desperate!


Tim Hortons
Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)
Example:
American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"


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