Timbers
A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into
the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the
Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals,
Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.
Timbered
by SD and BB on Dec 05, 2013 08:00:57
1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly
chopped tree.
2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that
Ke$ha and
Pitbull song.
timbering
by Da Sperminator on Mar 16, 2011 04:27:25
Example:
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my
slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "
No remorse, bro.
Grow a pair."
timber
by wvrent on Mar 13, 2014 04:27:57
Example:
Everyone was on the
dancefloor in the club when
Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "
Timber!"
Timber
by Richard McStuffins on Jun 17, 2019 12:36:18
Example:
Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so
worked up about his
older boss. He
timbered right over.
timber
by Da Sperminator on Mar 16, 2011 04:08:40
Example:
Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been
staring at
Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still
rocking some serious timber!"
Timber
by CrabbySparkles on Oct 21, 2013 14:16:37
Timber
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 on Nov 23, 2018 06:22:59
timber
by wakethedeamon420 on Dec 09, 2013 12:28:25
a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to
Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets
get wired". The phrase "I am
going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
Example:
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "
It's going down, I'm yelling timber."
She was like "I am
going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and
smoke a blunt."
Timber
by IKnowAll69 on Dec 03, 2009 05:58:05
A sex position. Basically
doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls'
arms out from under her yelling "
timber", causeing her to fall on her face.