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timbers

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

timbering

by Da Sperminator on Mar 16, 2011 04:27:25

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Example:
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

timber

by wvrent on Mar 13, 2014 04:27:57

Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.

Example:
Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"

Timber

by Richard McStuffins on Jun 17, 2019 12:36:18

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Example:
Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

timber

by Da Sperminator on Mar 16, 2011 04:08:40

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Example:
Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

Timber

by CrabbySparkles on Oct 21, 2013 14:16:37

What you yell when it's going down.

Example:
"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."

Timber

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 on Nov 23, 2018 06:22:59

Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.

Example:
‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)

timber

by wakethedeamon420 on Dec 09, 2013 12:28:25

a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.

Example:
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."

Timber

by IKnowAll69 on Dec 03, 2009 05:58:05

A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.

Example:
(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!

Timbering

by mojoman449988231 on Sep 21, 2011 10:53:00

The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.

Example:
-The man was timbering in the middle of the sidewalk
-while timbering my tree started to fall down

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