magistrate

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.



Magistrate
A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
Example:
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."


Magistrate`
A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.
Example:
"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"


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