Tom and jerry
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tom and jerry
by tnj on Mar 17, 2007 20:48:48
tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (
unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7
academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "
black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.
Example:
person 1 "nah,
face it. nothing is as
good as anime"
person 2 "what about
tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....
tom and jerry
by bob marley - the one and the only on Jul 28, 2007 04:28:52
An awsome
programe that rocks. About some cat named Tom and some anoying mouse called Jerry. The cat always tries to
eat the mouse but
the mouse always gets away.
Tom and Jerry
by Nerd Nasty on Nov 26, 2009 19:59:33
A cartoon of a cat named Tom and
a Mouse named Jerry that go out of their way fuck with one another. A show usely aired on
cartoon network and is enjoyable to watch while smoking
reefer. Jerry is always making tom look like his bitch.
Example:
*You and Friend watching Tom and Jerry
Friend: You see Jerry just
drop one kilo on Toms head?
You: Yeah
Jerry's that nigga
Tom and Jerry
by poppaman on Dec 13, 2008 02:02:38
Tom and Jerry
by karientoch on Mar 19, 2019 10:35:42
A Tom and Jerry is a
traditional Christmas time cocktail in the United States, devised by British journalist Pierce
Egan in the 1820s. It is a variant of
eggnog with brandy and rum added and served hot, usually in a mug or a bowl.
Tom and Jerry
by phantompooper on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
The act of a large, agressive homosexual
lurking in the gay bar- and getting aroused by a smaller
defenseless homosexual. The bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his bitch, but is undermindend by the small, clever homoexual and,
infact, becomes the bitch.
Example:
I saw a classic example of a Tom and Jerry when
Big Ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2
wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. He instead bought his own vodka tonic. Big Ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself
hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller homosexual.
Tom and Jerry
by IntergalactalEnergy on Dec 23, 2022 10:06:42
tom and jerry
by NurseShakespeare on Jun 04, 2011 12:26:43
A hot alcoholic drink made from
hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. It was popular before prohibition. Mentioned in "Dancing Dan's Christmas" by Damon Runyan. You can sometimes find peach Fireking
Tom and Jerry sets with a big
mixing bowl that says "Tom and Jerry" and matching cups. Santa mugs are nice for serving Tom and Jerry, too.
Example:
This
hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once
so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to
furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.
Tom and Jerry
by Alfonso Gabron on Jan 28, 2008 03:17:26
A euphemism for
double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting
TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other
TJ.
Example:
"
Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."
"
Pete just knew his
mustache was going to get him some T&J action."