Tornado's

Nature's answer to trailer parks.



The Tornado
A sex move that requires a bed and a fan. While doing a girl doggy style, you reach up and grab the blades of the ceiling and begin twirling around in the air, and slapping her in the face with your dick with every spin, finally coming, and creating a twist of cum around her head.
Example:
I'm in the mood for a really hardcore time tonight. I guess I'll try the Tornado!


Tornadoing
It is a sex move in which you have a really strong, big dick, stick it in your bitches pussy, then pick her up with your dick and swing her around hella fast until it makes enough wind power to rip off the roof of the child molester van you are Tornadoing her in.
Example:
Friend: Dude what happened to your sick ass van.
You: Oh, haha I was Tornadoing my bitch in it.


Tornado
Bad Ass wind thing... F'ks up houses, trees, trailer parks. makes cows fly, Helen Hunt make out with men and drives women wild when the tounge creates the cyclone motion in the safety of the cellar if u catch my drift :P
Example:
OMG that tornado just f'kd up Johnnys house... its a Bad Ass wind thing


tornado
a violent destructive whirling wind accompanied by a funnel shaped cloud that progresses in a narrow path over the land taking out everything in its path.
Example:
A tornado tore through Johnny's village and destroyed it in 30 seconds.


Tornado
A variation on a deep throat blowjob, wherein the giver takes not only the entire penis, but the scrotum into her mouth, and simultaneously licks the anus.
Example:
I was going to break up with her, but after she gave me a tornado, I forgot how ugly she is, and the fact that she's sleeping with most of my friends.


Tornado
Well, a REAL tornado is a funnel of air which decends from the clouds, (Most likely to be Cumonolibious) and reaches the ground, destroying anything in it's path. A tornado useally lasts for 15-20 minutes, with wind speeds up to 300mph! On the 3rd April an outstanding 24 tornadoes occured in Tornado Ally. (Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Texas) The tornado season starts from around April to August. Beware!
Example:
There was a tornado (Also known as a twister, cyclone or even mistakenly called a hurricane) in The Wizard of Oz, starring Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale. The film was made in 1939. There are several tornado films too such as, Atomic Twister, Tornado, Twister, Night of the Twisters and Tornadoes - we hardly Knew Ye. There was an episode about tornadoes in Eerie Indiana.


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