cornflaking

Bullshitting, dicking around, fucking around.



Cornflakes
A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
Example:
How do you like your cornflakes?


cornflake
someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word
Example:
"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."


Cornflake
The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.
Example:
Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.


Cornflaking
When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
Example:
I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!


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