Turkish

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Turkish
A person who is from or a descendant of the beautiful country of Turkey. Most have a strong hatred of those discusting people across the Adriatic Sea. But unlike Greeks, we welcome people to our country without searching their family tree to see if they have an ounce of Turk in them.

Turkey is a beautiful country that is filled with arches from the Roman empire. (Which is actually the Trojans, who are from Turkey)

Turkish people are naturally great chefs and usually have massive families.

Contrary to popular belief, Turkey is a very advanced country with a city that is on of the biggest in Eastern Europe.

Come visit Turkey, you won't regret it! Unless you're Greek.
Example:
Hey, I heard the new guy's Turkish! He's handsome!


Turkish
1. Related to the ancient Hittites of Anatolia.
2. No relation whatsover to Greek or Armenian pieces of shit.
3. A person who comes from the country Turkey, pronounced Turkiye in Turkish language.
4. Born to hate Greek and Armenian pieces of shit with a passion.
5. Even though the country of Turkey has a screwed up ultra-nationalist government, the people are very freindly and especially nice to the tourists.
6. Most Turks have very dark brown skin color and look like Persians Arabs or Kurds. But if you go to Trabzon or Giresun (North-East Black Sea Region), people can pass for Romanian, Polish, German or Scandinavian. Or if you go to any South-Western citys like Izmir or Antalya, you look Italian or Spaniard.
7. Most beautiful women on the face of the earth.
8. Also a country that is home to a very technologically advanced army and home to a country that has the balls to defeat enemys.
9. A country that has many beautiful sights, many beautiful places to visit and much more!
10. Turkish immigrants, especially ones in Canada, the United States, Australia and the UK tend to live in humongous houses, own very expensive cars and have many oriental rugs and carpets in their houses.
11. The race of people that ruled an empire from Siberia to Europe.
12. A culture known for being very strong, resilient, hardworking, and have been known to victoriously defeat all their enemys and haters.
13. A culture that has been exaggeratively accused for things that they havent even done by false propagandist, but in reality the neighbors backstabbed them (LIKE FUCKING GREEKS AND ARMENIANS!) (NOW THE KURDISH SEPERATISTS TOO.)
14. Also, the Turkish people have been welcoming to all the people in their country and actually are known to be the most welcoming to tourists in their country and enemies like to act as if everyone hates and disrespects Turks.
15. Actually, in reality, people who visits Turkey say they love Turkish people and culture actually!
16. The country Turkey, as pronounced Turkiye in the Turkish language, was founded by a very brave man by the name of MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATURK and this man had the guts to fight against the enemys (Greeks,Armenians) who tried to destroy the potential enemys and Mr. Mustafa Kemal had the guts to get his armys to defeat the Greeks and Armenians.
17. General, a culture that is lovely in every sense and if you visit the country for a month to two months, you wouldn't want to leave, seriously.
Example:
As Joe said, " I have been to that country and Turkiye has the most beautiful beaches, the best food/cuisine ever, the most beautiful women you have ever seen, the most beautiful culture, the most welcoming country and the most unique place on the face of the earth, man I am jealous of those Turkish people, seriously! "


Turkish
Adj.) White, puffy, massive, huge, voluminous, creamy, regal.

Noun.) Smoking material or paraphernalia of excellent quality, or known for producing turkish clouds.

Generally used to describe ideal huge, white, puffy smoke from any waterpipe, cigar, cigarette, spliff, or anything else you smoke.
Example:
1.) "Dude. That pipe hits f*cking turkish, man."
2.) "Yo. Check this out. This shit is turkish."
3.) "That weed is turkish."
4.) (Guy exhales from Hookah) "Pure turkish. No Doubt." (Passes hose)
5.) "Dude, do you remember when we first bought that bong? It gave real turkish clouds. Good times."


Turkish
People responsible for the genocide of Armenians back in 1915-1918.
You may say: "But it was over 85 years ago, why do you hate Turkish government, until now?"
here is the answer: " Those... Turkish don´t even admit that something like that ever happened"
And, after that all, they call Armenians liars.
Example:
"Ohh, that´s all bullshit, nothing like genocide of Armenians ever happened..."

"How do you know that"

"I have read it"

"Where"

"In some newspaper, there was also written, that there was a huge Armenian-nazi collaboration"

"Ohh, it´s interesting, that noone except for Turkish people knows that. And wasn´t there also written, that Armenians fought against Fascist Germany and many people died in that war?"

"ehhh, no, did they really fight?"

"Yes, so please don´t believe everything you read, and there was genocide of the Armenians, even though Turks say, that the Armenians have no proof (so what are all those videotapes, photographs and many other things?)"


Turkish
Turkish Is used to Describe a bad or stressful moment in ones life, it has multiple meanings.
Example:
EX1
Damn dude that last counter strike match was Turkish!

EX2
School Is fucking Turkish I don't want to go.

-Turkish can also be used to describe things that are boring

EX3
I sat home all day on saturday, It was a Turkish Day.


turkish
a citizen who lives in Turkey.
Very kind and helpful person. They have the city Istanbul, which is one of the best cities in Europe.
Contrary to belief, their understanding and life sytles are very modern and appropriate for Europe. Of course, there can be less civilized ones but cannot be generalized and also this is possible in US and Europe.
Example:
I lived in Turkey for five years and made many Turkish friends.


turkish
1) A language that is spoken majorly in Western Anatolia, with only the help of the tongue,lips and the teeth but not the throat or nasal cavity and which has a naive sounding;thus which can easily be differed from the neighbouring(personally,rough and/or horrible) languages(i.e: Arabic, Greek, Persian, Armenian,Kurdish,etc...)
2) A sub-branch of Turkic
3) A citizen of Turkey(can be a Turk,Arab,Greek,Armenian or a Kurd)
Example:
"Turkish is spoken by approximately sixty-five million people world-wide"


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