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passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).



Twitter
A super toxic app/website. The community on there as the combined IQ of a Goldfish. They like to cancel people for the slightest of things
Example:
Person 1: BRUH, *random kind and famous person* JUST GOT CANCELLED
Person 2: WOW, Where did *random kind and famous person* get cancelled?
Person 1: Twitter
Person 2: Ah.


Twitter
Hell. Nothing more. It is the only way to describe it. It is the domain to some of the worst type of human beings on the planet. Filled to the brim with losers who spew insults online because they most likely wouldn’t dare say it in their real life. Shielded by their screen, they hurl hurtful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees with them, because, haven’t you heard? This is 2021! Respectfully disagreeing? Nonsense! Twitter is the birthplace of some of the most ridiculous ideologies such as #cancelculture and #killallmen. These ideas are birthed there, linger there, and are kept alive by the mentally ill who inhabit the platform. Oh, and one more thing......

Stans.
Example:
Guy 1: I’m thinking about getting twitter.
Guy 2: NO, DEAR GOD I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE NO.
Guy 1: Oh shut up, what’s the worst that could happen? I’m getting it.

*1 week later*
Guy 1: Hey, how you been doing brother?
Guy 2: did you just call me brother and not my gender pronoun of Emperor Zurg invader of the galactic empire? #cancelled. It’s the ✨transphobia✨ for me.

Guy 1: what the actual fuck.
Guy 2: It’s ok, you can be a 💅Nazi💅, just admit to it. I bet you even supported the orange man 🤬🤬🤬. #staythefuckawayfrommecheckkkk. #straightwhitemalealert. #justlostmybestfriend #but who needs friends when I can hide behind a profile picture of someone who doesn’t even know of my existence yet i dedicate mine to theirs.


twitter
a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.

without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
Example:
some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks


Twitter
A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.

A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.

It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Example:
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?

Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?

Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.

Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?


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