twitter

The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.



twitter
a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.

without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
Example:
some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks


twitter
n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
Example:
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"


twitter
(v.) - to follow.

As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
Example:
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.

-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.

-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.


twitter
1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
Example:
tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter


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