twitter
by izzzzz on Oct 15, 2018 09:45:46
a website where
gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.
without all that, it's just a website of
fangirls and average people talking about
literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
Example:
some guy: do you use twitter?
some
other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is
a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of
leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks
twitter
by iamawordwhore on Apr 26, 2009 22:32:00
n. -
the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone
else's time with dumbass
updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
Example:
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to
boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is
eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and
i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
twitter
by rhinodynia on Sep 24, 2010 08:52:57
(v.) - to follow.
As
Twitter is basically a
site for following people to see their
tweets, it can be said that to
twitter is to follow.
Example:
-The man
in the white van was hardcore
twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some
twats tweet-blocked me.
twitter
by rivitoz on Jun 03, 2009 10:40:17
1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15
secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a
twit
6. a good way to become
dooced Example:
tweet tweet tweet, i
fink,
twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
twitter
by homediggitizzle on Feb 05, 2011 12:05:20
Example:
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double
barreled shotgun and
rids the world of another huge ego