by izzzzz on Oct 15, 2018 09:45:46
a website where gaggles
of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.
without all that, it's just a website of fangirls
and average people talking about literally anything
overall, it's a fucking mess.
some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy
: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo
decaprio, twitter kinda sucks
by iamawordwhore on Apr 26, 2009 22:32:00
n. - the facebook
"status" bar...without the rest of facebook.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's
time with dumbass updates
that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up
my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie
. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say
. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
by rhinodynia on Sep 24, 2010 08:52:57
(v.) - to follow.
is basically a site
for following people to see their tweets
, it can be said that to twitter
is to follow.
-The man in the white
van was hardcore twittering
the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats
by rivitoz on Jun 03, 2009 10:40:17
1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
Example: tweet tweet
tweet, i fink
twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
by homediggitizzle on Feb 05, 2011 12:05:20
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
takes out a double barreled
shotgun and rids
the world of another huge ego