Goldfish
The purest little animals that swim around in large cuboids filled with water. When it comes to
goldfish, opinions are rather polarising - there are really only two types of people: those who have an undying love and experience monomania towards those creatures, and those who openly dislike them as think that they're boring little lumps that open and close their mouths.Far too often, they are portrayed in unfunny Youtube videos as
memeable and clumsy things who only exist for the human race to laugh at.
its time to stop.
Goldfish
by Jennicam on Jan 21, 2009 08:08:30
Example:
Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that
castle!
Goldfish 2: What's a castle?
Goldfish 1:
I don't know, why
d'you ask?
Goldfish 2: Ask what?
Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!
Goldfish
by Just_An_Apple on Aug 12, 2019 13:50:31
A person who forgets
what you said to them
five seconds ago.
A person who can be annoying in nature but
uk what, they're worth gold to you!
Goldfish
by welphereweareagain on Jan 16, 2020 13:12:46
1) A type of adorable orange fish that is a common household pet
2) A nickname for a kid who called himself a "
beta male" but he cant spell so he
typed Betts and now his friends call him Goldfish.
Goldfish
by Sean Ryan on Mar 20, 2006 00:24:09
Great
crackers from Peppridge
farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in
one bag.
Goldfish
by VioletThePurple on Jul 13, 2021 12:04:53
Goldfish
by Yuri_Dopted on Dec 30, 2019 12:55:23
Example:
Goldfish!
Goldfish
by Chris Crutcher on Sep 10, 2012 04:18:29
Goldfish
by Xtreme the awesome goldfish! on Feb 05, 2010 06:23:50
Goldfish
by Notyourmotherbitch on Aug 07, 2019 10:20:36
A
gen-z boy who acts like a little bitch (or pussy). One who is dramatic and emotionally weak, has a lack of
decorum, and possesses zero semblance of
testicular fortitude.
Example:
“Did you hear about Josh crying to his girlfriend about his mom taking his
video game away?”
“Wow. She should
dump him. He’s such a
goldfish.”