Uncles

That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.



the uncle
A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Example:
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!


Uncle
- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
Example:
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600


Uncled
When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.
Example:
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.


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