Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:Stage One: Steal UnderpantsStage Two: ???????Stage Three: Profit!



Underpants Gnomes
1. Underpants Gnomes are small beings that come to Tweek's room at 3.30 in the night to steal his underpants, Tweek sees them, because he can't sleep - ever !

2. The gnomes steal underpants to make profit. How ?
Like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

3. They even have a working song, like the 7 dwarfs.
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !

Watch South Park, season 2 episode 17 - Gnomes
Example:

Tweek : They're taking my underpants!

Kyle : Will you stop with the Underpants Gnomes, Tweek, we have to work her..


Underpants Gnomes
The Underpants Gnomes are mystical creatures that bring you back all of your missing nugs at the most opportune times. Whether you lost your frosty green nuggets during a fumble in the car, or you lost your whole sack during a drunken rampage, the Gnomes are sure to bring back what is rightfully yours in due time. If they happen to give your pot to someone else, do not worry, for the Gnomes are fair and will reimburse you at a later time.
They dwell anywhere that you may have been smoking pot, but these honored creatures never show themselves. Regardless, they must be thanked and honored when they present gifts.
Example:
"I dropped a couple nugs on the ground right here and they just vanished! WTF!"
"Ah bummer bro, it was probably the Underpants Gnomes."

"Fuck yeah, check this loud loud I just found under my seat! Must've been the Gnomes."


underpants gnomes
1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.
Example:
phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$


underpants gnomes
An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
Example:
"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."


underpants gnomes
A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.
Example:
"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"

"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."


Underpants Gnome Syndrome
A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.
Example:
Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.


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