Unicorns

The best mythical creature of all time and I’m not going to change my mind and if you don’t think so than stop being salty



Unicorns
A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.
Example:
Guy 1: I found a tribe of Unicorns!
Guy 2: Now we can overthrow the evil anarchy of the government!


Unicorns
an evil creature sent from the depths of hell hand crafted by Satan himself to create chaos himself. they tend to pounce on you after they lure you in with there cute and kind exterior, other wise they sneak up and run you through with out your knowledge. most have some magical property's but are fairly weak most they can do is fly for short times, there horn is there main weapon. they also shit rainbows.
Example:
"oh cool look at that unicorn!"

"no Steve don't do it!"
"what do you mean it- AAAAAA"
"no STEVE WWHHHYYY WWWHHYYY"
UNICORNS ARE EVIL


Unicorns
Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.
Example:
I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!

And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!

If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!

See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7


Unicorn
Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.

"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.

1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.

2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.

3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
Example:
Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.

Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.


Unicorn
Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.

Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!
Example:
Did you know unicorns are real?


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