Did you know
Although
phrased as the start of a question, it is actually an introduction from somebody who wants to
impart information. It’s used quite a lot by some teachers but it usually comes from somebody who wants
bore your arse off telling you things you don’t need to know, don’t want o know and which are less interesting than the sex lives of
Venusian bacteria. It’s usually impossible to get away without committing murder unless you can comeback with something that stops them in their tracks and allows you to escape.
Did you know?
by Orangefrank1 on Jan 16, 2011 18:00:08
The question used right before making a reference to something. Usually answered
sarcastically because the individual being asked already knew
the answer or fact. Can be asked in a serious or sarcastic manner but in most cases the individual is serious when asking.
Example:
Caroline: Did you know?
Luis: Know what?
Caroline: That Morgan goes to state.
Luis: (
Sarcastically) No way! Really? Since when?!
Did you know you have rights?
by bradleysheadissick on Aug 17, 2023 21:34:22
Seemingly a simple marketing slogan used by all civil and criminal solicitors, this famous line is actually from Breaking Bad season 2 episode 8. It makes a hilarious appearance in
Saul Goodman's television advertisement:
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary,
crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the
legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
Example:
Friend 1: "This Subway is so terrible they never properly wrap my sandwich, it's literally at risk of falling apart."
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence
manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting
sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and
regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams
gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
by j55406 on Jul 27, 2022 08:02:43
john0512
orz
that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a
46 on
mathcounts chapter
Example:
bruh i failed
mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a
46 on mathcounts
chapter?
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,
by Mpskyman on Apr 25, 2023 04:47:05
Hey, did you know that in terms of
male human and female Pokémon breeding,
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and
63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes,
Captivate, Charm and
Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of
compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take
cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Example:
Hey, did you know that in terms of
male human and female Pokémon breeding,
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and
63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes,
Captivate, Charm and
Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of
compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take
cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.