val

the coolest person in the world!not only a good friend but a good person.:D



val
SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.
Example:
Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?

Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!

Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!


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val
Sort for the word valid which means good to go Or very pretty depending on how you use it
Example:
“You know Jessica, she is type val.”
Are we val to go to the party tonight.”


val
Short for valid. Saying something is 'val' is agreeing with a former statement. This is just like saying something is true, saying fo sho, or stating word.
Example:
- "Dude, Lance is so gay, all he does is kiss ass."
- "Thats val man."

or

- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."


val
an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.

this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life
Example:
GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).

GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!



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