rhinoceros
a rhinoceros is a large mammal that lives primarily in Africa. a common misconception is that their horns are made out of vitamin b, when in fact they are made from candy corn. their diet mainly consists of zebras, water buffalo, deer, elk, chicken, lions, and tourists. another false fact about rhinoceros is that they are being poached to extinction, when in fact they are being scrambled. I personally prefer my rhinoceros sunny-side up.Rhinoceros
A sexual position in which your lover, whilst eating your ass, reaches between your legs and grabs your dick and jacks it like a rhino's horn
Rhinoceros
The shit sculpture that forms at the rear of the toilet seat when one has sat too far back while defecating. A portion of the turd scrapes off and piles up in the buttcrack which acts as a mold, creating the shape of a rhinoceros horn.
Disgruntled Rhinoceros
The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Example:
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
rhinoceros nuts
Slang term describing bravery using the rhino because of its gargantuan size and impenetrably thick skin.
Example:
That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.
That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.
Sea rhinoceros
A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.
Example:
The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.
The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.
Lazy Rhinoceros
The lazy rhinoceros is when the male companion passes out during sex, and the horny female companion straps a dildo to said male's forehead and proceeds to fuck the shit out of it.
Example:
Quinton - "Dude, I blacked out mid-sex last night."
Chris - "Yeah, I know. Helen gave you the Lazy Rhinoceros!"
Quinton - "Dude, I blacked out mid-sex last night."
Chris - "Yeah, I know. Helen gave you the Lazy Rhinoceros!"
Angry Rhinoceros
A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.
It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
Example:
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
social rhinoceros
Somebody who might get confused with the "social butterfly." But they don't acknowledge awkwardness at all.
Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.
Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.
Example:
That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.
That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.