Uptown Funk
When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.
Example:
Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?
Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away
Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?
Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away
uptown funk
The putrid odor resulting from the combination of feces, vomit, and alcohol that is the result of a hard night of partying in an uptown bar district.
Example:
After he was released from the hospital, Robbie threw away his clothing and took a 45 minute shower to remove the smell of the uptown funk from last night's bachelor party.
After he was released from the hospital, Robbie threw away his clothing and took a 45 minute shower to remove the smell of the uptown funk from last night's bachelor party.
Uptown funk
A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights