retina

The inner lining of the eye containing light-sensitive rods and cones that convert light images into electrical signals.



retina rape
1. Staring at someone in a manner that indicates a sexual interest.

2. Looking at someone to the point at which they are being undressed in one's mind.
Example:
"My teammates and I totally got retina raped at the truck stop last night."

"Don't look, but that creepy guy is so retina raping you."


Retina Display
A magical and revolutionary display only found on the iPhone 4. The magic stems from the fact that not only is this display high res but its "Retina" too, meaning high res, in addition to already being high res. This means that the display is double high res!

So even if it does have mediocre contrast (800:1), poor gamut, and inferior viewing angles, you know its high quality. And because your eyes can't even see the pixels you wouldn't even know how washed out it looks!
Example:
Steve: "Once you use a Retina Display you can't go back"
Steve: "Were serious thats a rule, its in the ToS"
Steve: "You'll wake up dead if you try, and all your Apps won't work"


Burnt Retina
Also known as a "BR," it is a reference to a female (or male) who is so unattractive that one needs to drink to the point that his (or her) retinas are burnt in order to hook up with said beast.
Example:
I was at a party last night when some burnt retina hit on me. After ten tequila shots, my retinas were properly burned enough to tap that giant beast.


retina check
When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
Example:
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.


hd retina display
The display on 4th generation iPod touch/iPhones and iPhone 4s. It is 960x840 pixels, squished into a 3.5 inch display.
Example:
Genius bar rep: The iPhone 4 has hd retina display, it makes porn better looking, and you'll look better then others.

Me: Will it fit in a manilla envelope?

Genius bar rep: Yes.

*Crowd goes ape shit*

Me:TAKE MY MONEY!


Macbook Pro with Retina Display
Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.
Example:
1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"


Detached Retinas
Going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (Resulting injury; middle english origin).
Example:
Gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving Picardy Third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. He is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.


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