Utd

Acronym for "Urethra Tongue Dance". The act of gently licking over the urethra/pee hole of a penis or vagina. Sticking ones tongue into the pee hole.



utd
Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject
Example:
Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert.


man utd
the best football team in europe with lots of songs like we are the pride of all europe the cock of the north we hate the scousers the cockneys of course and leeds they won the treble in 1999 nd might in 2007
Example:
jack:Arsenal are the best
Aaron: no they arent man utd rule


man utd
Largely unliked Football (Soccer Team), Successfull for a forgettable period in the mid to late nineties. Now in steep decline, and managed by a whiskey nosed scotsman showing early signs of dementia. Notable for their low level of European cups and tend to handle themselves with little or no dignity. Most fans are glory hunting individuals who live nowhere near Manchester.
Example:
Liverpool have 5 European Cups, Man Utd only have 2. Bah!


man utd
A truely magificient football club basking in great history and success achieved within the beautiful game. (Soccer) Simply the most talented bunch of individuals to step forth onto a football pitch anywhere in the world combined into one combined unit of 11 players. A bunch of men united by spirit, footballing ability and marketing.
Example:
He plays for man utd


Man Utd
A bunch of total cock-heads who like using players as slaves. They also have to have hundreds of paramedics around thier manager, incase his stupidity leads to chocking on chewing gum.
Somehow manage to play premier league football...
Example:
'Blimey, Man Utd really suck!'


manchester utd
Won the Treble back in 1999, always one of the top teams in english football and sometimes europe. Depending on the season.
They also have a real habit of selling or letting go of their best players and then bringing in pieces of crap who cant even get on the reserve team for Aston Villa. They also like over paying for players who have one good season!
Example:
Manchester Utd.....18million.......yeah right!


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