tophat
Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia."Twat" is very common British slang therefore all
yanks should permanently
carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
tophat
by MStache on Apr 03, 2012 10:00:26
Tophat
by Furreh hugs on Jun 02, 2009 22:17:05
A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic
faggy crap, it is actually very
nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque
fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!
Example:
"dude!
the kid was wearing a
coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"
Temecula Tophat
by Troll Teacher on Nov 24, 2011 02:28:28
Where one bro takes a steaming
swirl type
dump on another
bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Tophat Kat
by Encyclopedia Shitannica on Jan 07, 2014 12:01:42
A
white male, typically in his
mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very
pedophilic manner.
Example:
In his game of
Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying
64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.
tennessee tophat
by Mark Thompson on Jun 07, 2003 08:46:44
messy tophat
by notnops on Jan 13, 2008 09:14:55
Example:
Did you hear about
Greg? His mom almost caught him
jerking off and he had to
pull a messy tophat!
Toledo Tophat
by The Viceroy on Oct 05, 2005 02:11:21
The act of taking a dump
in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person
dumps it
on their head.
Beijing Tophat
by Curry Sanchez on Jun 28, 2010 06:46:01
The sexual act of shitting into a
garbage bag, placing it in
a hole for several months, excavating it, then
dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.
Fleshy Tophat
by ThemagJSAR on Jul 06, 2023 10:29:10