VTP

The true origins of the abbreviation is unknown however a reliable source from the rocket league platform reports the non abbreviated term to be:Very Tiny PenisVTP was reported as so effective at stupifying opponents on in game chat, that often no chat will follow for the whole game. While you look up this definition you fucking cunt.



VTP
Short for "Volim Te Puno" in Croatian language which means "I love you very much".
Example:
- VTP :*


VTP
Very Talented Person (V.T.P.)- is an acronym for Very Important People. A VTP Is a person who is accorded special privileges due to his or her talent and gift to the world.
Example:
Rita Levi Montalcini is a VTP, and Leonardo Da Vinci was a VTP too.


VTP
VTP means "very tiny penis", and is often reffered to when talking about asian men, or people you think may have a small penis. They are often described to as "microscopic" or "like whisps of dust". You don't want to be a vtp, but rather a "BTVTP" or "Bigger than a Very Tiny Penis".
Example:
Girl 1: He had a small penis. It was almost microscopic, like a wisp of dust!
Girl 2: He is such a vtp.

More Examples:
And asian. A man with a small penis. A woman. A lifeless person. Did I say an asian? Not a black person.


VTP
:1 visio transmitted paralysis . to view something so obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc that it causes a sudden lose of motor skills or split second idleness.

: 2. a cringed or retarded face or body gesturing that is produced uncontrollably by the viewing of something obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc.

:3 a person or thing that causes said reaction.
Example:
1) Dude saw the cottage chunkies in the chicks workout pants and got VTP.

2) When we saw what a syphilis looks like in health class Jackie made this face, i think she had a VTP.

3) The chick land lord in King Pin, is a VTP.


Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)
Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.
Example:
Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.


Latest Searches

go Gold, Kacked, youssef, Langley, cloughing, Ellis, Go go go, the crapper, go go, mmm-hmmmm, go ghost, Jenna Tools, Emoboi, take-out, go getter, a name, Gumb, gazeboed, Go get your shinebox, Hence the pyramids, didgeridoos, Go get it, Outsider, dense, go get him, Make it rain, go get a life, two hands, deuche, printed, go gay, caseoh bitch tackle, ice cubes, tashie, duke, go fuck yourself, Use the bathroom, uruguayan, signalism, go fuck your self, 16mm, need time, go fuck urself, DAHT, Can I Copy?, You are right, Mikaela, Go Fuck, short and stout, vibration, go forward, FAGGOTS, go for someone, Dipset, go for some, Scroltch, gothic punk, dennis, noidhow, go for it, Rd, Go for broke, big nigger beef bun, go for a run, BLG, bicultural, Go Fix Yourself, Fender Telecaster, carrot, go fishing, DOUBJRAG, Go Fish, frigid, Panda Express, Go figure, Specis, lux, Uhhhhhh, Go Fast, gucci slides, subatomic, transformer, blow it off, Go eat a dolphin, Forbes Magazine, cray-cray, real men of genius, cranberry bubble up, go eat a dick, Western Propaganda, veging, don’t give a shit, Not The Cheat, go eat a bagel, Heatwaves, man thanks, go dutch, wear a rubber, 404 - Unable to Woo, go dumb, Ger, Hatchback, turn, Xel, go Downtown, Regular show, repitits, go down South, in a ditch, Showing off, Making a scene, Go Down On Me, goooey, gaeilge, All your base, go down on, cuddlied, go down, Verizon FiOS, Greasers, having a great time, the yuki, go die in a hole, Chicago suburbs, Scottish, go die, Methamphetamine, deflate, malori, featureable, go deeper, Jeff, go deep, A couple, flexibility, go damn, The first, digestion problems, go crazy, this and that, Roxxorz, softwares, go commit die, Ruud, westbank, be trim, Tesco car park, third on, DINKLEBERRY, go commit, Cordial, toho, poop, go commando, tamper seal, go choke, Mathis, small dick day, 561, angles, go charlottesville, Cheerios, go camping, scrawl, Primetime, go bye bye, Cats Music taste, Dumpies, go buy it, MOC, go bust, multiple times, go brrrr, monopolize, DeAsia, selecting, go bowling, Errand boy, go both ways, pros and cons, hunting accident, go boom, you the one, Will Arnett, go bonk, yeah, you, passing comment, visible light, chocomint, onu, Since the 3rd grade, go blow, Pfärd, the toaster, go big or go home, straightest, the least, WHOLEE, go big, unable, VTP, go Gold, Kacked, youssef, Langley, cloughing, Ellis, Go go go, the crapper, go go, mmm-hmmmm, go ghost, Jenna Tools, Emoboi, take-out, go getter, a name, Gumb, gazeboed, Go get your shinebox, Hence the pyramids, didgeridoos, Go get it, Outsider, dense, go get him, Make it rain, go get a life, two hands, deuche, printed, go gay, caseoh bitch tackle, ice cubes, tashie, duke, go fuck yourself, Use the bathroom, uruguayan, signalism, go fuck your self, 16mm, need time, go fuck urself, DAHT, Can I Copy?, You are right, Mikaela, Go Fuck, short and stout, vibration, go forward, FAGGOTS, go for someone, Dipset, go for some, Scroltch, gothic punk, dennis, noidhow, go for it, Rd, Go for broke, big nigger beef bun, go for a run, BLG, bicultural, Go Fix Yourself, Fender Telecaster, carrot, go fishing, DOUBJRAG, Go Fish, frigid, Panda Express, Go figure, Specis, lux, Uhhhhhh, Go Fast, gucci slides, subatomic, transformer, blow it off, Go eat a dolphin, Forbes Magazine, cray-cray, real men of genius, cranberry bubble up, go eat a dick, Western Propaganda, veging, don’t give a shit, Not The Cheat, go eat a bagel, Heatwaves, man thanks, go dutch, wear a rubber, 404 - Unable to Woo, go dumb, Ger, Hatchback, turn, Xel, go Downtown, Regular show, repitits, go down South, in a ditch, Showing off, Making a scene, Go Down On Me, goooey, gaeilge, All your base, go down on, cuddlied, go down, Verizon FiOS, Greasers, having a great time, the yuki, go die in a hole, Chicago suburbs, Scottish, go die, Methamphetamine, deflate, malori, featureable, go deeper, Jeff, go deep, A couple, flexibility, go damn, The first, digestion problems, go crazy, this and that, Roxxorz, softwares, go commit die, Ruud, westbank, be trim, Tesco car park, third on, DINKLEBERRY, go commit, Cordial, toho, poop, go commando, tamper seal, go choke, Mathis, small dick day, 561, angles, go charlottesville, Cheerios, go camping, scrawl, Primetime, go bye bye, Cats Music taste, Dumpies, go buy it, MOC, go bust, multiple times, go brrrr, monopolize, DeAsia, selecting, go bowling, Errand boy, go both ways, pros and cons, hunting accident, go boom, you the one, Will Arnett, go bonk, yeah, you, passing comment, visible light, chocomint, onu, Since the 3rd grade, go blow, Pfärd, the toaster, go big or go home, straightest, the least, WHOLEE, go big,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!