poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:The Poop Poop:Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe. The Quickie Dirty Poop: This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside.The Quickie Happy Poop:Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop"Winnie the Poop:Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation.The Alamo Poop:You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea) You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping.The Peek-A-Boo Poop:You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.The Ghost Poop: You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.The Gassy Max:You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.The Friendly poop:Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.The Titanic poop:A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.The Giant poop:A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.



poop
Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
Example:
I cant put an example for this poop, you have to experience it to comprehend it.


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poop
what u say when ur a little kid and ur too afraid to say crap or shit
Example:
1) oh poop i dropped my pencil

POOP GURTRUDE UR SUCH A SNITCH


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poop
It's what you doo.
Example:
The poop comes from within.


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poop
Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.
Example:
even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.


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poop
1. hideous logs of different shapes and sizes that can be brown, green, black, or even red if you try hard enough. it also smells.

2. a popular spongebob acronym.

3. a funny word
Example:
1. My mom forgot to flush her poop down the toilet.

2. Squidward, just remember: POOP!

3. Your face reminds me of poop.


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poop
The brown stuff that comes out your anus.

Could be a solid or liquid.

Can contain corn and other contents.

Classified as a number 2

Examples:

The Clean poop:
The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.

The Lincoln logger:
A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.

The Floater:
The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.

The Flog:
The Floater Lincoln Logger.

Corn Poop:
The one that has corn in it. lol.

The Power POOP:
The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast.

The wet Poop/Shart:
The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.

The splash poop:
You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water.

The Never-ending poop:
The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.

The false alarm:
The one where you sit down,
But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.

The Disappointment poop:
The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff.

The sudden poop:
The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet.

And last but not least,

The Surprise poop:
You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.


Example:
Billy had to poop but couldn't make it to the bathroom. He was then laughed at due to the brown coloration of his pants.


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poop
A slightly chocolate flavored brown stud that usually comes out of butts, but also occasionally out of people's mouths in the form of political arguments.
Example:
When I eat it creates poop.


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poop
a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.
Example:
The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.


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