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Visitor

Known as Les Visiteurs in France. A kickass movie starring Jean Reno about an 11th century knight and his squire who are accidentally transported to modern times by a senile wizard. The plot centers around the nobleman's quest to return back to his own time by enlisting the help of his descendant. A cult classic in France. Its image has since been tarnished by "Les Visiteurs 2" and the American version "Just Visiting."

visitor

by Shawty#1 on Jan 06, 2006 07:42:10

another name for a woman's period.

Example:
I have an unexpected visitor, so we cant have sex.

visitors

by ryEng on Apr 08, 2009 08:50:34

Simplified euphemism for blue balls.

Blue Balls --> Two Thirds of Blue Man Group --> Visitors

Example:
Jesse: Nooo Kayla stop, I'm going to get visitors
Kayla: *creepy smile* no you won't

Distinguished Visitors

by littlemen on Oct 16, 2012 20:25:12

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

Example:
She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Keyboard Visitor

by De Vos Cafe on Oct 13, 2018 03:46:16

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Example:
Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

Monthly Visitor

by Queixa on Mar 09, 2012 13:10:28

Period. Menstruation. On the rag.

Example:
Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...

untimely visitor

by Clare..and of course..eric too. on May 20, 2004 09:26:51

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

Example:
The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

Visitor's Dugout

by Love Button & Webb on Jun 17, 2017 02:00:30

A consenting, nonsexual male partner to a lesbian, for the purposes of keeping a heterosexual facade; the male equivalent of a Beard.

Example:
"Check out Alyssa's Visitor's Dugout, Dave."
"Is he the Visitor's Dugout, or is she the Beard?"
"Oh, that's deep, bruh. "

Weekend Visitor

by Philip Schuchman on Aug 13, 2008 06:08:02

A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.

Example:
"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."

Unwanted Visitor

by Toadzi11a on Jul 31, 2013 03:23:49

:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.

Example:
Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)

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