WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM
An excuse used by
shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker
feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it
up now?"
Where do babies come from?
by ☆♡Ally♡☆ on Dec 28, 2017 04:59:38
where do babies come from
by Rissy on Dec 29, 2005 14:00:03
Its a question many children ask their parents.
The answer varies depending on they way they want their
child to know...
where do babies come from
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e on Jan 15, 2008 20:21:58
The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn
persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "
Stork" story in order to divert the truth about
the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Example:
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a
stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom:
That's right. Now go bug
your father.
Where Do Babies Come From
by Khihow2 on May 15, 2022 07:55:11
Example:
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough
Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start
Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1
Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid:
Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing
Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually
The End
Where do hamsters come from?
by very_awkward_mommy_hamster on Jan 18, 2017 08:44:04
where do babies come from
by Veggies/ Dirt on Mar 03, 2018 00:11:50
Where do babies come from?
by Empress Kristi on Apr 15, 2022 19:29:35
The worst and the most awkward question
your child will ask you in your
lifetime (if you were a parent)
Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Example:
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois:
I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie:
Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
Where do cows come from mommy?
by Where the frogs on Feb 25, 2017 10:11:57
This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "
The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows
fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if
the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."
Example:
"Where do
cows come from mommy?" said little
Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking
homework bitch." said mommy.
where I come from
by Carl Willis on Sep 02, 2004 15:38:52
Cliche phrase. Used as
preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life,
ostensibly to add
validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."