Blart Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Blart

A big 'ol fat nut

Blart

by BaconFlipper on Apr 23, 2013 09:25:04

Adjective, adverb;

Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.

Example:
1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"

"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"

2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.

3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."

"I like some meat on my bones."

Blart

by Opman on Apr 23, 2019 23:38:41

The wastafarian name for a blunt

Example:
Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!

Blart

by Jentim on Jul 27, 2005 21:10:38

Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"

Example:
"stop your blarting"

Blart

by BlartyParty on Dec 16, 2020 11:16:11

When You SHART but you EXPLODE

Example:
Did you hear?? about how ed sheeran died
yes he blarted!!!

also used as a term to say to your friends

HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED

Blart

by trojun on Mar 12, 2016 07:04:00

The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.

Example:
I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter

Blart

by Brick Immortar on Nov 11, 2019 01:00:21

Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.

This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.

Example:
Mall Enthusiast: "Hey, Mr Mall Security Officer, there's an old lady being robbed over there in the food court at gunpoint... she needs help!!!"

Blart: "No Pitchurs!"

Blart

by 123321jkjk on Sep 12, 2010 14:55:52

A Bloody Fart

Example:
man i just had a nasty blart

Blart

by DrkZ on May 08, 2010 19:57:04

1. - The wet sound a vagina makes when a penis or other object is removed from it at speed. Caused by the expulsion of air from the vagina.

2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.

Example:
1. - Jed quickly pulled out of Heidi, 'Blaaart'.

Jed "What the fuck was that?"

Heidi "Er, nothing".

2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"

Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".

Blart

by peterpiperpickedapeckofpickles on Nov 30, 2009 10:37:22

When someone is on their period and they're wearing a pad, and they fart. Like a shart, (Shitty Fart) except involving period blood.

Example:
Michael: Oh my god, did you hear that?
Nicki: Yeah, that was me. I farted.
Michael: Aren't you on your period?
Nicki: Yah, why?
Michael: Gurl, you just blarted.

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