nobody asked

what people who are a fucking low life loser say because they can't think of anything because their 2 braincells are trying to comprehend what the conversation topic is



Nobody Asked
The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
Example:
Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.


Nobody Asked
An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.
Example:
Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!


Nobody asked
One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
Example:
Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up


Nobody Asked
A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
Example:
1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!


Latest Searches

Janet, forgot, dynamic duo, Contemptuous, Double-Up, grammar nazi, ticket bitch, Advisor, fAck oFf hEhEhEhE, General, A Swill, the roundabout, parodious, Drew Kamp, Internet Explorer 6, neurodevelopmental, MTV Generation, Uly, Poo-traction’s, Dead by Daylight, Dumb Ass Nigga, confused, slushy, qad, with a K, get over, My city, Bleaching, on the chain, Rasool, Pomare, passive control, Dixe, by the left, liquor sicc, paint thinner, A grey, slap head, cold blooded, the ROOT of all EVIL, call it a night, CHEWED, instruct, trounced, ghetto asian, open question, f***ing pi, Shitty Ass, mind boggling, Feel inadequate, beebs, bone to pick, Scruff, chip chip, Jadarrius, tramp stamp, ctrl z dinner, Why always me, butt paste, Laphroaig, dropped the bar, BioShock, cd key, rolla, Chino Moreno, Di chet di, are you my mother, chariot racing, 1 Finger Up, total crap, richard woolf, Ghetto Uprising, horse cum, not 50 cent, the crushing, soup can, yunah cho, going to the extreme, Red Bucket, snow plow, Keylie, punk is dead, totally texas, lagged out, BLUE COCK, attention seekers, han jisung, PERFECT FACE, HOBO DROPSHIP, Zachary, in Bone, hoos, Ranger Tab, Observational, webbing, Silent bob, bittersweet, Datelined, Amy Poehler, holy titty fuck, Fun Fact, submerged, learjet, Inmate Search, swoopee, beneficiary cookbook, is kill, bomb Hiroshima, adress, Cuff Truff, the Hank, speed trapping, Best Smile, sorry mate, The Usual Suspects, multimedia, 8==========D, social engineer, Drop a Kuato, adrenaline rush, Heads down, compartmentalize, touhou project, Pepsi Vanilla, sketch pad, SLIGGITY SLUMPED, the v, Berlidan, howdy, the sad life, on the cob, C-Walk, smell you, the Indian, Stafford County, Nazi Germany, Simplex, simply sounds, finalize, irrumator, Get the boot, Da Vinci Code, snow in your pants, Cast Away logic, Rainbowically, codemonkey, flatbread, to Evan, Conflator, Fort Apache, a quick one, C-unty, a spot of, Mexicali, Peke, Por, blowie, woods, no ties, players, ur mum gay lol, gross food, Larry Lalonde, Russian anthem, Australian Man, dill with it, King Herod, cum crumb, thanx, Hope This Helps, Mallory, Self-government, honie, lifers, shade in, mississippi drumbeat, team chat, little green, 12 car garage, lincoln village, hot cheeto girl, Drunken Recall, saves the day, gold fish brain, ganBJrale bangers, lmao my ass off, pussy slayer, Hard Rock, faggy, on the bitch, Crans, TRA TRA, Bossy, passionate sex, music teacher, the expedition, Har har, black face, salty vagina, bagdad, nobody asked, Janet, forgot, dynamic duo, Contemptuous, Double-Up, grammar nazi, ticket bitch, Advisor, fAck oFf hEhEhEhE, General, A Swill, the roundabout, parodious, Drew Kamp, Internet Explorer 6, neurodevelopmental, MTV Generation, Uly, Poo-traction’s, Dead by Daylight, Dumb Ass Nigga, confused, slushy, qad, with a K, get over, My city, Bleaching, on the chain, Rasool, Pomare, passive control, Dixe, by the left, liquor sicc, paint thinner, A grey, slap head, cold blooded, the ROOT of all EVIL, call it a night, CHEWED, instruct, trounced, ghetto asian, open question, f***ing pi, Shitty Ass, mind boggling, Feel inadequate, beebs, bone to pick, Scruff, chip chip, Jadarrius, tramp stamp, ctrl z dinner, Why always me, butt paste, Laphroaig, dropped the bar, BioShock, cd key, rolla, Chino Moreno, Di chet di, are you my mother, chariot racing, 1 Finger Up, total crap, richard woolf, Ghetto Uprising, horse cum, not 50 cent, the crushing, soup can, yunah cho, going to the extreme, Red Bucket, snow plow, Keylie, punk is dead, totally texas, lagged out, BLUE COCK, attention seekers, han jisung, PERFECT FACE, HOBO DROPSHIP, Zachary, in Bone, hoos, Ranger Tab, Observational, webbing, Silent bob, bittersweet, Datelined, Amy Poehler, holy titty fuck, Fun Fact, submerged, learjet, Inmate Search, swoopee, beneficiary cookbook, is kill, bomb Hiroshima, adress, Cuff Truff, the Hank, speed trapping, Best Smile, sorry mate, The Usual Suspects, multimedia, 8==========D, social engineer, Drop a Kuato, adrenaline rush, Heads down, compartmentalize, touhou project, Pepsi Vanilla, sketch pad, SLIGGITY SLUMPED, the v, Berlidan, howdy, the sad life, on the cob, C-Walk, smell you, the Indian, Stafford County, Nazi Germany, Simplex, simply sounds, finalize, irrumator, Get the boot, Da Vinci Code, snow in your pants, Cast Away logic, Rainbowically, codemonkey, flatbread, to Evan, Conflator, Fort Apache, a quick one, C-unty, a spot of, Mexicali, Peke, Por, blowie, woods, no ties, players, ur mum gay lol, gross food, Larry Lalonde, Russian anthem, Australian Man, dill with it, King Herod, cum crumb, thanx, Hope This Helps, Mallory, Self-government, honie, lifers, shade in, mississippi drumbeat, team chat, little green, 12 car garage, lincoln village, hot cheeto girl, Drunken Recall, saves the day, gold fish brain, ganBJrale bangers, lmao my ass off, pussy slayer, Hard Rock, faggy, on the bitch, Crans, TRA TRA, Bossy, passionate sex, music teacher, the expedition, Har har, black face, salty vagina,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!