WORK
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your
private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
the work
by TurnM3Up on Nov 13, 2019 02:22:19
It's like the first
slice on a
loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely
be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.
working
by KonaKenny on Jul 11, 2008 06:09:48
work
by GreyAndBoring on Jun 09, 2011 02:56:53
doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you
grow to hate for the
majority of your day for the majority of your life.
Work
by The Gonzo Lecture on Mar 04, 2010 01:45:58
work it
by david305 on Aug 13, 2014 01:07:47
"
Work it" usually means, "strut your stuff," show off your assets, make some physical attribute (figure, walk, style of dress, etc.) to "work" for you to make you attractive.
While not proven or confirmed, the expression may have originated among "working girls," i.e. prostitutes/street
walkers, who would make a
sultry walk etc. "work" for them to attract business. If it did have that connotation, it has been lost with time, and now usually is applied more innocently.
Work
by MJwrites on Jul 29, 2017 05:59:53
Example:
Dave discussing his
options to Mike;
Dave ' I need a change, work is really getting to me'
Mike ' Imagine a life with no
bills, no
debt, no commute to work, no stress'
Dave ' Prison sounds like a better option'
work
by www.flamepillar.com on Aug 17, 2003 22:13:44
the Works
by Mira!!! on Feb 01, 2010 10:56:55
Example:
Ordering the Works at
My Hero indicates that a customer wants all available
toppings.
A girl who possesses the Works has a fine face, personality, and body.
Work
by Phmns52 on Oct 18, 2013 07:44:25
Example:
The editors at urban dictionary are so out of touch with real urban slang that they don't know a work is used to mainline diesel.
On Christopher Columbus Day I wake up to fix my work with sambuca, mainline a shot, then down a black bitch cause it's
sambuca day,
ya bish.
The urban dictionary editors should mix a speedball of that soft white girl with some diesel from the "old potato chip factory" in
the badlands and drawl it up in their work, get really fuckin turned up, and get the fuck out of their air conditioned offices, so they can find out what the " urban" words people use really are.