library

An awesome place that is underrated in today's society. Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!



library
A place where people bathe in books.
Example:
Child: Mom, I'm going to the library for a while.
Mom: Okay, sweetie. Don't forget to use soap.


library
A place where you can borrow CDs, DVDs, software, and books for free! And best of all, you don't have to worry about giving your money to evil greedy organizations such as the RIAA or MPAA OR getting sued by them!
Example:
Now that I get all my movies from the library, I don't have to worry about my money going to the MPAA or getting sued by them!


library
A place that carries books and other media (Newspapers, magazines, CDs, tapes, VHS, DVD, internet, etc) It is also a place where people seem to have sexual fantascies of doing it there.
Example:
People keep getting caught having sex in the library's bathroom


library
Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.
Example:
If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.


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