Walmart
A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.Walmart
A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.
The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Example:
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
Walmart
The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.
Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Example:
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
Walmart
A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.
Example:
"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.
"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.
Walmart
Example:
i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
Walmart
a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.
Walmart
A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.
Example:
"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"
"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.
"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"
"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.
Walmart
A bunch of traitors who send all our jobs to china under the pretense the items will be cheaper, which btw is a bunch of Bull.
Walmart
1) AN AWFUL SUPERHUGE CORPORATION THAT TREATS WORKERS LIKE CRAP!!! They pay illegal immigrants to clean the stores, and cost taxpayers so much because they have to go on welfare and get Medicaid (see Walmart: The High Cost of Low Price). Also, awful for the environment, racist in their practices, sexist in their practices, etc, and they need to go fuck themselves and die, and take all their shitty, cheap Chinese inventory with them to their graves.
2) A word than when uttered makes normally peaceful people start screaming their head off, get incredibly angry, and yell, "FUCK WALMART!!"
2) A word than when uttered makes normally peaceful people start screaming their head off, get incredibly angry, and yell, "FUCK WALMART!!"
Example:
Walmart sucks. There's a high cost to low price. Find out more. It's our duty as Americans to stop them and be educated. We can all help bring a stop to this unjustice they commit.
Walmart sucks. There's a high cost to low price. Find out more. It's our duty as Americans to stop them and be educated. We can all help bring a stop to this unjustice they commit.