Shaped

A term used to described a woman with a nice body.



Shaped
1: Some people shape their lives, and others get shaped.

2: To be taken down (physically, economically, mentally, emotionally, and/or spiritually) by another force.
Example:
"See the crack-bum across the street? He got shaped. I ain't getting shaped. I'm getting out of here and living bigtime!"

"Shape or get shaped."

"Freddie Mercury got shaped by AIDS."


Shapes
A brand of 'BAKED, NOT FRIED' biscuits with many different flavours. The most delicious of them being Pizza and Cheese and Bacon.
Example:
"I saw Shapes on sale the other day, and you know know what I thought?"

"What?"

"OM NOM NOM!!"


Shaping
Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.
Example:
"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."


Shapes
A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.
Example:
Well I don't know. Bob's a nice guy and all but he's totally shapes so I wouldn't date him.

My english teacher is totally shapes and I can't stop starring at her weird porportions.


shape on
The meaning "shape on" is a turm used by casual drug users to get a gathering of like minded people together to part take in session. Theses sessions can last from a few hours to a few days.
Example:
"Hey Sarah what you up to? Fancy coming for a shape on??"

"lets go get are shape on"

"Sarah you got hell of a shape on sort it out"

"Im shaped right up"


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