You want a cookie
A
snarky way of trying to give a
backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably,
toot their own horn.
you want a cookie
by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday on Feb 11, 2012 01:13:51
Example:
Max: check out this article about
arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon:
You want a cookie?
do you want a cookie
by daring101 on Mar 16, 2016 04:07:02
what do you want a cookie?
by shaun white is a hotiee on May 16, 2006 08:22:53
Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
by Pacmaniac on Jun 24, 2011 21:29:58
It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off
whith it.
For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you
just NOW how happy and
overjoyed he is.
Example:
(
I am sad because my love is already assigned)
Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her
stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey,
do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist on Jan 08, 2023 16:06:39
A sarcastic
retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two
flying fadoodles about.
Example:
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random
item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else:
What do you want, a
cookie?
Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That on Nov 23, 2024 02:57:15
When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when
nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they
want a cookie?' as a just reward for their
deed.
Do you want a cookie
by Pipopaido on Dec 25, 2023 23:02:38
When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very
admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of
annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be
rewarded fucker"
Do You Want a Cookie?
by she’s mine. on Jan 23, 2024 07:39:08