Fisher-Price

1. A popular kids toy manafacturer2. to insult something, as if it was childlike



fisher-price
to explain something in a very very simple language.

particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.
Example:
fisher-price this for me


Fisher Price
Referring to someone who is hot but under the age of 18. Or something that is not made to last.
Example:
Bruh Bruh that sluther right their is hella Fisher Price, fresh off the swings!

OR

Man this plastic watch I got from China is hella Fisher Price.


Fisher-Priced
To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.
Example:
When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.

He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.


fisher-price modem
An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Example:
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!


Fisher Price It Up
To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
Example:
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."


fisher-price moment
Based on a slogan from the company Fisher Price.

(Oh the possibilities!)

An FP moment is when you're faced with at 2 or more conflicting opportunities, and feel overwhelmed.
Example:
Person 1: Got my acceptance letter from today!!!

5mins later....

Person 1: Just got out of a meeting with my boss, he's decided to renew my contract for another year... what do I do?

Person 2: Damn... sounds like you're having a Fisher-Price moment!


Fisher-Price Rapper
A rapper that is mainstream and make pointless songs about jewelry, cars, money and fucking hoes. Their fanbase mainly consists of high school students and house niggas who can't tell the difference between good music and shitty music.
Example:
All the young money rappers are fisher-price rappers because they got the same flow, rap about money, cars, sex and substances in 90% of their songs just to get on the radio and make a hit that will be on there for months.


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