Wolverine
1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A
5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark
adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and
taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
Example:
Examples of his incredible
bad assness
#1
Wolverine: Rowra! (
slash slash slash off screen)
Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?
Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.
#2
Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.
Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.
#3
Wolverine (to
Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"
#4
Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!
Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)
Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.
#5
Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)
Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.
#6
Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off
Sabretooth's balls)
#7
Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*