caesar salad

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.



caesar salad
The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.
Example:
"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"


caesar salad
The act of a man banging a female from behind and cumming in her pussy while the female is eating another man's asshole.
Example:
That was some delicious caesar salad we made last night.


the caesar salad
v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
Example:
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."


The Caesar Salad
Greatest dance move ever created. Involves both hands formed into fists. One in front of your crotch moved in a circular motion (like your turning a steering wheel, or garnishing a caesar salad), while the other hovers next to your hip also making a circular motion. A switch of the hands is performed after a count of 2 beats the song. While your hands are doing their thing, your legs are crouched with the pelvis thrusting with each rotation of the hands.
Example:
"Bro, the 2015 song 'Worth It', by Fifth Harmony featured in the 2015 children's hit movie 'Hotel Transylvania 2' came on and you KNOW I hit that The Caesar Salad. Gave em a tasty little somethin to chew on"


Caesar salad
The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.
Example:
I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.


Caesar Salad
When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Example:
Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?


Caesar Salad
When a mixture of cannabis and opium lettuce is smoked giving the smoke a great salad-like taste and an unusually strong but calming high.
Example:
"Hey, man I was smoking some of that Caesar salad last night and I was baked as fuck."

"If you mix that opium lettuce into that G we've got you'll feel great."


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