cutlery

Getting the 'Cutlery' (Fork, Spoon, Knife). loose terms for a night out.Getting Forked (fucked, drunk), getting Spooned (sexual act, having sex), getting knifed (starting/getting involved in a fight)



Homo Cutlery
Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".
Example:
- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.


cutlery king
A person who always has a full set cutlery on them.
Example:
Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.


SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH
the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Example:
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''


hide-the-cutlery retarded
Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Example:
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!


Cumberland cutlery
A spoon in the ass and a knife in the shaft(dick) for sexual stimulation of a guy.
Example:
Jena gave Chandler the Cumberland cutlery in bed last night.


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