Wonderbread
Someone who fits the “American standard “ , a boy next door type. Usually athletic, intelligent , popular, and career focused . Their lineage seems put together and destined for success aka breed for wonder
Wonderbread
White person who is so happy to be white that he/she acts very silly and always giggles. He/she also thrives in all-white country clubs, Irish Pubs, and usually drives a Jeep Wrangler with a baseball cap, or a VW Jetta.Wonderbread
Wonderbread
Example:
Wonderbread, your the shizz!
Wonderbread, your the shizz!
Wonderbread
You just wake up from a glorious night filled with passion, intercourse, and sado masachism. Your hungry and French Toast sounds perfect. Instead of dipping your bread in a bowl filled with cracked eggs, you dip it into a bowl filled with vagina juice. You fry them up perfectly and enjoy them with butter, syrup, and a little cum.
Wonderbread
wonderbread
Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.
Example:
"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."
"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."
wonderbread
a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)
wonderbread
A white guy.
Wonderbreading
"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.
Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
Example:
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.